Words at Play

Great Big List of Beautiful and Useless Words, Vol. 4

5 Dec 2022

man lying down with hangover

Definition:
Sickness occasioned by intemperance (as in food or drink)

Degree of Usefulness:
Moderate, depending on your own levels of moderation.

What to know:
Crapulence may also be defined as “great intemperance especially in drinking.” Should you need an adjective meaning “suffering from excessive eating or drinking,” use crapulent.

child stealing cookies

Definition:
“Somewhat greedy.” (Encyclopædia perthensis, 1796-1806)

Degree of Usefulness:
Usefulness depends on how greedy you are.

professor addressing sleeping students

Definition:
Voluble nonsensical or inconsequential talk or writing

Degree of Usefulness:
Not very high, we hope.

What to know:
This lovely word is an alteration of the Scots blather skate, which comes from combining blather and skate (“a contemptible person”).

man driving car backwards

Definition:
a backward movement

Degree of Usefulness:
Useful about half the time in life.

woman making many pies

Definition:
a political patronage or spoils especially when regarded as venal or corrupt

Degree of Usefulness:
This word, regrettably, tends to often be useful.

What to know:
Be careful to distinguish the pie-counter from the bean-counter, which is defined as “a person involved in corporate or government financial decisions and especially one reluctant to spend money.”

man complaining about food in restaurant

Definition:
difficult or unpleasant to handle or meet

Degree of Usefulness:
Useful for anyone who has to interact with the public in any meaningful way.

woman and child making snow angels

Definition:
Thriving at a relatively low temperature

Degree of Usefulness:
Potentially very useful, depending on how much you and your family fight over the thermostat.

What to know:
This word is most commonly applied to bacteria, but there is no law stating that you cannot apply it to the person in your house who insists on turning down the heat and opening all the windows.

confused doctor shrugging

Definition:
induced unintentionally by a physician or surgeon or by medical treatment or diagnostic procedures

Degree of Usefulness:
We hope it is not useful at all.

unrepentant cat sitting in middle of mess

Definition:
Deserving no praise

Degree of Usefulness:
High. When you consider just how many things (and people!) there are in this world that deserve no praise you quickly begin to wonder how you ever got along without this word.

An Example:
Their flesh is not unsweet; but it yeeldeth impure and illaudable aliment, and often hurtful; also Physitians count it feaverish, feeding on, and living in dirty places: and they are hardly concocted and of bad juyce.
— Robert Lovell, Panzooryktologia, 1661

family enjoying meal together

Definition:
“A great meal.”

(Oxford English Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1989)

Degree of Usefulness:
High, especially at mealtimes.

confused kid scratching head to solve mathematics problem on board at classroom

Definition:
marked by an ignorance of mathematics and the scientific approach

Degree of Usefulness:
Sigh.

What to know:
This word is the mathematical cousin of illiterate.

witch reading a spell from a book

Definition:
a magician's manual for invoking demons and the spirits of the dead

Degree of Usefulness:
Useful whenever Cthulhu shows up.

grumpy cat

Definition:
A state of irritability and tension

Degree of Usefulness:
These days this word is very useful. People may always say that, but that makes it no less true.

An Example:

There is an indescribable complaint, which will never allow a moment’s repose to mind or body; which nothing will satisfy—which allows of no beginning, and no ending—which wheels round the mind like a squirrel in its cage, ever moving, but still making no progress. It is called the Fantods.
Metropolitan Magazine (New Haven, CT), 1 Oct. 1835

a woman without a face

Definition:
a form of visual agnosia characterized by an inability to recognize faces

Degree of Usefulness:
Highly useful whenever you fail to recognize someone you should have recognized.

man sitting in chair on train tracks reading newspaper

Definition:
an attitude toward life marked by complacency and a refusal to recognize unpleasant facts

Degree of Usefulness:
High, especially when talking to fans of Charles Dickens, from whose work the word was taken.

What to know:
Podsnappery came from the name of Mr. Podsnap, a character in Our Mutual Friend, by Charles Dickens.

drawings on fingers so that one finger appears to be scolding the other one

Definition:
Lack of sympathy

Degree of Usefulness:
About the same degree of usefulness as sympathy.

hogarth woodcut of drinking party

Definition:
Habitual intoxication

Degree of Usefulness:
Depends on one’s age.

What to know:
Ebriosity comes to us from the Latin ebriosus” (“addicted to drink”), which itself is from _ebrius (“drunk”). This word is also the root of inebriate (“to make drunk”).

family arguing while cooking dinner

Definition:
rule by the mediocre

Degree of Usefulness:
Very useful, when going to visit one’s family for holiday gatherings, as an ice-breaker for friendly conversation.

doors to a cellar

Definition:
The condition of being a cellar (Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd Edition)

Degree of Usefulness:
Extremely low.

What to know:
Who knows when one might be presented with the need to describe something as having the condition of having a cellar? Actually, we do know: you will never need to describe something thusly. But think of how exciting it would be if the situation arose, and you happened to know this word.

duck standing in water looking vaguely proud

Definition:
proud, haughty

Degree of Usefulness:
Mixed: it’s not going to move the conversation along when you use it, but it is a fun word to say.

man handing money under table to another man

Definition:
One that takes bribes from both sides

Degree of Usefulness:
Not very high, since more bribe-takers restrict themselves to a single side.

What to know:
Ambidexter has other, non-bribery-related, meanings, including “one that practices duplicity” and “one that uses both hands with equal facility.”

woman looking shocked

Definition:

an incident that arouses unpleasant talk or gives rise to scandal : a public unpleasant altercation

Degree of Usefulness:
Let’s be honest … given how much most of us love gossip, we all hope this word will end up being useful; we just want it used in reference to someone else.

spool of red tape

Definition:
Stupid officialism

Degree of Usefulness:
Mixed. On the one hand, it is a very obscure word; on the other hand, it is a very nice word.

What to know:
Officialism is “lack of flexibility and initiative combined with excessive adherence to regulations in the behavior of usually government officials."

group of friends drinking together

Definition:
a drinking or tippling together

Degree of Usefulness:
Mainly collegiate.

dilapidated buildings

Definition:
One that causes or permits dilapidation

Degree of Usefulness:
Medium: buildings are always falling down somewhere, and it’s nice to have a word for the person we’d like to blame for this.

What to know:
Dilapidator is similar to antivitruvian, another exceedingly rare word, which was defined in Samuel Fallows’ 1891 New Supplemental Dictionary as “contrary to Vitruvius, the well-known Roman architect; used an an epithet for those who undid or destroyed architectural monuments.”

person sitting at desk writing

Definition:
a person seeking to avoid military service (as by working in a government office)

Degree of Usefulness:
Perennial.

woman scowling with cold face

Definition:
of weather : unpleasant : raw and cold

Degree of Usefulness:
Depends on where you live, and how much you like to complain about the weather.

What to know:
Crimpy should not be confused with words such as east-windy, which simply means “bleak, unpleasant.”

blank name tag

Definition:
“having no name; unnamed,” also “anonymous”

Degree of Usefulness:
Very useful for ghost writers and Internet trolls alike.

sad looking bird sitting on wire

Definition:
full of ruth; full of sorrow

Degree of Usefulness:
That depends on how many people named Ruth you know.

What to know:
Ruth, in addition to being a lovely name, has a number of meanings in English, “sorrow for the misery of another,” “ sorrow for one's own faults,” and “a sad thing.”

couple celebrating 50th anniversary

Definition:
One celebrating a jubilee

Degree of Usefulness:
Limited usefulness, since a jubilee typically only occurs every 50 years.

winter landscape

Definition:
Of or relating to winter
 Degree of Usefulness:
Seasonal usefulness.

What to know:
The relevant words for the other seasons are autumnal, summery, and vernal. We even have words for “of or relating to the latter and usually drier part of summer” (serotinal) and “of or relating to early spring” (primaveral).

overcast skies

Definition:
causing gloom or darkness

Degree of Usefulness:
Highly useful for winter months.

children laughing at girl who has her face in a cake

Definition:
A joy for the misfortune of others (Joseph Nicol Scott, A New Universal Etymological English Dictionary, 1755)

Degree of Usefulness:
This word is eternally useful.

What to know:
This synonym of schadenfreude never really took off, found almost entirely in 18th century dictionaries, and in people writing about words.

inattentive parent hit by daughter on swing

Definition:
Brought from joy to miserie (Henry Cockeram, The English Dictionarie, 1623)

Degree of Usefulness:
If you are an aficionado of any professional sports team this word is probably very useful.

woman looking at computer and rejoicing

Definition:
To rejoice

Degree of Usefulness:
We hope this word is always useful to know.

What to know:
Our language has a number of happy words beginning with jub-: “an act of rejoicing” may be either jubilation or jubilance.

man making zipped lips gesture

Definition:
Marked by brevity of speech

Degree of Usefulness:
Some.

plants sprouting

Definition:
to bud or sprout again

Degree of Usefulness:
Very useful for gardeners

What to know:
Pullulate means “to breed or produce freely” or “to germinate, sprout.”

crumpled writing paper

Definition:
an inferior poet

Degree of Usefulness:
When is this word not useful?

smiling friends at picnic

Definition:
One having a jovial disposition

Degree of Usefulness:
We have no idea, but hope you have enough jovial people around you that this word is useful.

What to know:
In addition to the above definition, Jovialist may mean “one born under the planet Jupiter.” The Romans at one point referred to Jupiter, their god of the heavens, as Jove; this shorter name serves as the foundation of a number of words in English, including jovial (“characterized by good-humored cheerfulness and conviviality”), jovialize (“to make jovial”), and Jovicentric (“appearing as viewed from the center of Jupiter”).

girl eating a large cookie

Definition:
“any thing that is so big that must be cut in three pieces, or morsels, ere it can be eat.” (Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)

Degree of Usefulness:
Useful at most meals.

burned piece of toast

Definition:
“half burnt or consumed by fire” (Nathan Bailey, An universal etymological English dictionary, 1726)

Degree of Usefulness:
Useful every time one makes toast.

What to know:
Ustulation, for those who are very bad at making toast, is a word that means “the action of burning or searing.”

phosphorescent coral

Definition:
shining at night

Degree of Usefulness:
Mainly useful for naturalists. Also for people who like to talk about being night owls.

What to know:
Noctilucous is also synonymous with phosphorescent_.

mother and baby elephant

Definition:
The essential nature or ultimate form of something: what makes something to be the type of thing that it is

Degree of Usefulness:
Probably not so useful, unless you are a philosopher.

What to know:
Quiddity has other meanings as well, such as “a trifling point, a quibble,” and “an eccentricity.”

doubtful looking man sitting in chair eating popcorn

Definition:
Doubtful and hesitating

Degree of Usefulness:
Um … not sure.

An Example:

This just and proper and decent motion, however, to put up suitable (that was the word) curtains, aroused the parsimony of some of the old Hunkers, and with the fear of gold spoon and silver knee-buckle extravagance before their eyes, they were rather “juberous” about trusting the Clerk with so vast an outlay of the dear people’s money, without restricting him in the amount.
The Wilmington Daily Herald (Wilmington, NC), 23 Nov. 1854

child shouting

Definition:
an outburst of hasty words

Degree of Usefulness:
If you are fond of yelling, or of making gurgling noises, this word is very useful.

What to know:
Gollar functions as both a verb (“to call out in a loud voice,” “to make a gurgling sound”), in which case it is usually found in dialectal British use, or as a noun (meaning “yell, roar,” as well as the outburst sense listed above), in which case it is chiefly found in Scottish use.

faceless man at news conference

Definition:
A petty or contemptible politician

Degree of Usefulness:
Probably useful, since one of the only things more reliable than petty politicians is that people will want to complain about petty politicians.

What to know:
The noun suffix -aster carries the meaning of “one that is inferior or not genuine,” and is found attached to numerous words in English. Among these are contemptuous terms for poets (poetaster), theologians (theologaster), critics (criticaster), philosophers (philosophaster), and philologists.

elderly man looking wistful

Definition:
an ardent desire or longing; especially, a feeling of loss or grief for something lost

Degree of Usefulness:
Increasing usefulness as one ages.

man about to step on banana peel

Definition:
the part of a play developing the main action and leading to the catastrophe

Degree of Usefulness:
Useful before every catastrophe. Also useful after the catastrophe, as a way of describing what came before.

What to know:
The catastrophe referenced here is a theatrical sense, meaning “the final action that completes the unraveling of the plot in a play, especially a tragedy.”

man rubbing his eyes in bed

Definition:
“The yellow secretion in the corners of the eyes.” (Joseph Wright, English Dialect Dictionary, 1900)

Degree of Usefulness:
High. Useful every morning.

What to know:
If you have a very bad case of this, the Oxford English Dictionary has a definition that should fit your condition: “Foul matter, esp. that secreted in the eye.”

cobblestones wet with rain

Definition:
“Wet with rain.” (Elisha Coles, An English Dictionary, 1677)

Degree of Usefulness:
Useful for those without umbrellas.

What to know:
We have a number of similar rainy words in English, including pluvious (“of or relating to rain”) and pluviose (“marked by or regularly receiving heavy rainfall”).

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